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3:09am September 16, 2014
uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

3:08am September 16, 2014
Happy Birthday, Beyonce Amy Poehler! (September 16th)
3:08am September 16, 2014

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

1:53am September 16, 2014

stoopycampbell:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

this is incredible and i love the guys’ reactions

1:45am September 16, 2014

thatsthat24:

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

Spongebob taught us that would end very badlyimage

12:21am September 16, 2014
kid:

Shes too cool for 7th grade

kid:

Shes too cool for 7th grade

12:20am September 16, 2014

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

12:18am September 16, 2014

grimmromance:

what i mean when i say “i can’t do that” - the depression edition

  • i am unable to do that 
  • i don’t have the energy to do that
  • i cannot wrap my head around what you’re asking me to do
  • there is too much in my head right now
  • i can not do that 

what people hear: 

  • i am unwilling to do that
  • i am being stubborn for no reason
  • i am being dramatic
  • i am lazy
  • i need you to repeat that only louder
  • i need a push
  • i don’t want to do that 
12:11am September 16, 2014

misssuzyvalentine:

edgysatsuma:

fozmeadows:

whataboutthemenses:

blackamazon:

facebooksexism:

breewriteswords:

pleatedjeans:

The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

Hazel McCallion, everbody.

92 years old,

34 years in office,

$0 in debt

$700 million in reserve

Eight prime ministers

One truck.

But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

  • supports a Palestinian state
  • supports Aids CHarities
  • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
  • nick named Hurricane Hazel
  • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

I will always reblog this lady.

This woman is officially my new hero.

In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

New hero in life. 

12:04am September 16, 2014

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

12:04am September 16, 2014
professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

12:01am September 16, 2014

2o6:

me with every dog ever

11:59pm September 15, 2014

pokemoncap:

"my ass in a net and yall makin shitty puns."

11:52pm September 15, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Foiled again. [clbuk]

11:51pm September 15, 2014

nickelodeonkids:

WATCH: Leon Thomas and Max Schneider perform Puppeteer and Show Us